Crazy Quote of the Day
“I’ve had some friends that are actually homosexual. And, I mean, they know where I stand, and they know that I wouldn’t have them anywhere near my children.” —Joe the Plumber (Via Oliver)
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“Joe the Plumber — you can quote me — is a dumbass. He should stick to plumbing.” —Meghan McCain We know! But who exactly elevated Joe to national prominence? Who could it be?
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The conservative group Alliance For Truth and Joe The Plumber for this: A conservative group in Missouri is picking up the backing of the Tea Party and Joe The Plumber in its quest to stop the Humane...
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Bombs Away
Artist – David Fitzsimmons In other news, Joe the not-really-a-Plumber has filed the paperwork to run for congress. Why not? The House of Representatives is already a tool-shed for the 1%.
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Joe The-Not-Really-A-Plumber is running for office in Ohio, potentially facing off against Dennis Kucinich, and he just picked up his first major endorsement. Joe “The Plumber” Wurzelbacher, who gained...
View ArticleSuper Stupid
This is a real campaign ad from real congressional candidate Joe “the un-licensed” Plumber. Samuel Wurzelbacher, famously known as ‘Joe The Plumber,’ is running for Congress this year on a platform of...
View Article“Start Shooting”
Someone should inform Joe the Not-Really-A-Plumber that there already is a fence along the southern border but, for obvious reasons, we don’t shoot people on the other side of it. Samuel “Joe the...
View ArticleRyan Invokes The Guy Who Wants to “Start Shooting”
While clinging to his guns and religion today — no, really — Paul Ryan invoked Joe the Plumber. “You know, every now and then President Obama sort of drops his veil,” Ryan said. “He’s less coy about...
View Article‘Guns are for Hunting Politicians’ Says Micro-Phallused Plumber
I’m old enough to remember when the party line was that guns are for hunting and protecting your family against home invasions. According to Joe the Fraudulent Plumber, guns are for killing...
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